boo technology

You would think that living in a suburb of the techno-geek centre of the universe plus paying lots of money on a monthly basis would entitle us to an internet connection that is quicker than something powered by hamsters. The internets are as slow as the molasses today. The internet is a series of tubes, so I guess it's apropo that it's a hamster habitrail. Hamsters who have their feet stuck in molasses. Seriously, it's like dial-up slow today. Not Jetson's wireless quick, like we're paying for, and should have in the 21st century. Do I feel entitled to a better internet connection? Yes. In the San Francisco area, where it's tech central, everyone should have free, super-fast wireless internet connections. There are enough waves out there in the air to make it happen.